11 steps to make a hell of a night.

1. Dress to feel confident;
2. Arrive late;
3. Smile;
4. Pretend you remember people;
5. Drink a lot of champagne;
6. Meet some people just like you;
7. Let people flirt with you;
8. Laugh about it;
9. Talk to people you love (and you haven't seen for a while);
10. Drive without a license to leave your friend's drunk friend at home;
11. Get a cab, go home, tell the story, take a shower and go to bed.

[+] Madonna - American pie